Earlier today, I saw a bumper sticker that stuck out to me.
It read:
Unless you are a hemerrhoid, get off my butt!
Well, the word butt was replaced with another choice word, but given the nature of family audiences, I have changed it to be more "sanitary."
Now, don't get me wrong. I am a fan of bumper stickers and honestly, I get the point of this one. Still, upon a closer investigation, the bumper sticker is actually scary. Nay, disturbing.
In essence, the person is actually suggesting that you should get off their butt unless you are a hemerrhoid. But, honestly, who really wants a hemerrhoid on their butt, either. Let's face it, there isn't too much you want on a butt and hemerrhoids are chief among them.
So, I am thinking that the bumper sticker should be rewritten. Something like:
Don't be a hemerrhoid...get off my butt.
Gets right to the point. Pleasantly!
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